I love the miracle of the English language. Primarily, I am a writer, having written two yet-unpublished novels, but I am also a somewhat scarily prescriptivist grammarian, believing that grammar rules are sacred and necessary to the art of written communication. I also read rather a lot. I am liable to correct and judge your grammar; make up words; randomly speak Latin; and obsess slightly unhealthily over books, semicolons, and clever words.
You are now entering my brain. Consider yourself warned.